There is nothing like a very public ass kicking to motivate someone to do better (or paralyze them with self-doubt, but that is neither here nor there). Tania should give seminars to companies across the city. She can call it The Al Swearengen Business Model: “You want a donkey’s attention, you bring a f**king pole down between his ears.” Whatever her methods, she gets results. Moving forward, I will attempt to write more, and more often, and I will get out there in the bloggerverse and try to kiss hands and shake babies. Wait. That’s not right. I am soooooo bad at this.
I will also stop writing posts in the third person so that it is clear who is posting and who is not. That too might change the general impression of my contributions.